Tokoyami

A very emo version of Big Bird. Just slightly shorter. From the anime series BNHA.

Person 1: Oh is that Tokoyami?
Person 2: Yeah one of the characters in class 1-A with no representation

by rando1212 July 22, 2021

Dialing in Tokyo

When you play with both nipples while having sex. Using the nipples as if they were radio knobs and you were in the Pacific War in the 1940s.

If I had the chance I would be dialing in Tokyo on those big ass tits.

by Bob fugget March 18, 2022

tuning in tokyo

To tweek or pinch the erect nipple as if it were the tuning knob on an analog radio. Popularized after WWII because the act of inexperienced males trying to please women resembled WWII radio operators adjusting the equipment knobs to 'tune in Tokyo'.

Being presented with his first pair of breasts made Urkle so nervous he did not know what to do and was reduced to his spaz self as the said Tuning in Tokyo while he tweeted the unfortunate girl's nipples

by van8794 May 16, 2010

Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019

I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

tokyo police club

greatest band ever. They're from Toronto and they rock out quite well.

Tokyo police club is a thugged out band.

by Trueeedaaaroxorx December 21, 2006

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004