Doody Toots

An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.

Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.

No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.

by unitedstains September 12, 2013

Ootsie tootsie

Before intercourse, one inserts a lucky rabbits foot into the anal cavity of ones partner in order to ensure a quality time.

My girlfriend had a bad week so I gave her an ootsie tootsie.

by Sabby, MD PhD DVM October 21, 2018

xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

by unkown696969 September 20, 2022

rots and tots

Carrots and Potatoes.

Mmmm... I love soup with 'rots and tots... Lish!

by dream luvva March 6, 2010

Tootsie

Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.

My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005

towanda tootsie pop

Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.

Sam gave Bill a towanda tootsie pop.

by Towanda Tootsie Pop March 8, 2016

tofsy

Tofsy is when you can't decide on a date for something to happen. It means a day on this current week.

Friend: we should go to the park!
Me:when?
Friend:idk tofsy

by TurtleBLEACH5 July 7, 2017