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Towanda
A tiny town in Pennsylvania where the streets are tighter than a nuns pussy, almost everything is uphill, everyone is obsessed with wrestling and the most exciting thing is Burger King and Hurley's.
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Towanda
Towanda by VG Cheaters September 14, 2018
Towanda
Towanda
An alter-ego that shows up 27 out of 30 days a month. That time of the month. Mean, stubborn, cranky, and opinionated.
OMG, Towanda is back again!
Towanda
What you breezily/casually respond with if someone asks you to remind him of what he'd been talking about a few moments earlier prior to an interruption, but you yourself don't recall said previously-discussed topic, either.
My new sweetie and I were driving east from Iowa to my Maine home, and I was telling her an amusing event dat Mother and I had experienced in Towanda, Pennsylvania in da early fall of da previous year. We kept encountering road-repair zones dat obliged us to concentrate more, though, and so I'd have to then ask my friend what we'd been talking about, to which she'd pleasantly respond, "Towanda". So da conversation went something like this:
Me: Ahhhh --- much better --- ! So anyway, ummmm... lessee, what was I telling you about before dat last detour?"
Her: Towanda.
Me: Oh, yes --- well, as I was saying, da proprietress at da Towanda Motor Lodge had initially balked at an off-season discount, but then ---
Her (sighingly): Here's another construction-zone, Fred!
Me (after we'd TORTUROUSLY picked our way through da TORTUOUS detour-route and gotten back onto da interstate once more: There we go! So what were we saying again?
Her (chirpingly): Towanda!
Me: Oh, yes --- thank you. So anyway, da lady who ran da motel had initially said no to our request for a discount, but then as we were starting to pull away again to look for somewhere else to spend da night, her young son came dashing outside and flagged us down, hastily telling us dat his mom had changed her mind; in fact, she even offered us a two-bed upgrade for da same lower price as just a single-bed unit, so dat I wouldn't hafta sleep on da floor, and --- hooooo, boy --- MORE orange-netting construction-barriers! :P
Me: Ahhhh --- much better --- ! So anyway, ummmm... lessee, what was I telling you about before dat last detour?"
Her: Towanda.
Me: Oh, yes --- well, as I was saying, da proprietress at da Towanda Motor Lodge had initially balked at an off-season discount, but then ---
Her (sighingly): Here's another construction-zone, Fred!
Me (after we'd TORTUROUSLY picked our way through da TORTUOUS detour-route and gotten back onto da interstate once more: There we go! So what were we saying again?
Her (chirpingly): Towanda!
Me: Oh, yes --- thank you. So anyway, da lady who ran da motel had initially said no to our request for a discount, but then as we were starting to pull away again to look for somewhere else to spend da night, her young son came dashing outside and flagged us down, hastily telling us dat his mom had changed her mind; in fact, she even offered us a two-bed upgrade for da same lower price as just a single-bed unit, so dat I wouldn't hafta sleep on da floor, and --- hooooo, boy --- MORE orange-netting construction-barriers! :P
towanda tootsie pop
Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.
towanda tootsie pop by Towanda Tootsie Pop March 8, 2016
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