When a person gets into a state of intoxication where their body (mainly face, mouth and eyes) droops to become similar to that of a toad. Usually when reaching the come-down of a sesh.
by ShAnDeM April 21, 2017
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
by NiggaToad_ March 7, 2019
Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.
Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.
Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.
Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.
Guy 2: What a total cane toad.
Guy 2: What a total cane toad.
by Twiggy July 16, 2005
A person who loves getting stoned so much that they would do any thing (such as licking a toad; popular in the '60s) to get high.
by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004
1. To become more fearsome than ones average self
2. Becoming something greater than oneself during a clutch moment
3. To succumb to hate fueled hostility
4. Grotesque
A reference to the movie segment "Mother of Toads."
An old witch turns into a beautiful, very fuckable, and green version of herself. This is perceived as hot by many.The slime covered and green hottie has more sex appeal than her human skinned second morph. Everyone is watching intently, when suddenly... she goes full toad, and is no longer just a slightly frog-like, slime covered babe. Oh no, she is now basically a toad on 2 legs, which pushed the weird hot, unique thing too fucking far. (This is what it was inspired by, even though the meaning doesn't correspond to the disposition and agenda of the mother of toads in the movie.)Full toad is akin to going ham, just 27 fold in ferocity.
Everyone has the potential to go full toad, be it by hatred, sexual arousal, self defense, etc. It's almost like going so ham that you become an entirely different monster, for better or worse.
2. Becoming something greater than oneself during a clutch moment
3. To succumb to hate fueled hostility
4. Grotesque
A reference to the movie segment "Mother of Toads."
An old witch turns into a beautiful, very fuckable, and green version of herself. This is perceived as hot by many.The slime covered and green hottie has more sex appeal than her human skinned second morph. Everyone is watching intently, when suddenly... she goes full toad, and is no longer just a slightly frog-like, slime covered babe. Oh no, she is now basically a toad on 2 legs, which pushed the weird hot, unique thing too fucking far. (This is what it was inspired by, even though the meaning doesn't correspond to the disposition and agenda of the mother of toads in the movie.)Full toad is akin to going ham, just 27 fold in ferocity.
Everyone has the potential to go full toad, be it by hatred, sexual arousal, self defense, etc. It's almost like going so ham that you become an entirely different monster, for better or worse.
Example 1:
"I was overcome with hate and arousal. The only thing I could do was go full toad."
Example 2:
Person number 1: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen."
Person number 2: "Yeah, that was full toad."
Example 3:
"Yeah, I was backed in a corner. I had to go full toad or I would've been toast."
"I was overcome with hate and arousal. The only thing I could do was go full toad."
Example 2:
Person number 1: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen."
Person number 2: "Yeah, that was full toad."
Example 3:
"Yeah, I was backed in a corner. I had to go full toad or I would've been toast."
by chokapotamus December 28, 2013
When a woman's vagina gets really infested with STI's (sexually transmitted disease) and it turns black and gets worts and pimples on it
by DizzyFizzy July 3, 2015