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fishy tissue

Whilst licking a females arse, you lean forward and blow your nose in her vagina releasing snot inside her.
Hey Amber, I have not been well lately can I grab a fishy tissue?
by The cougar hunter April 22, 2016
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deep tissue tickle

when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions
when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted
by rain man #1 August 22, 2009
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Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.
"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"
by Jeff Aalms October 10, 2008
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Arabian Tissue

Cumming in a tissue and placing it back in the box for someone to put on their face so they look like Jasmine from Aladdin
My grand father came over for dinner last night and I gave the worst arabian tissue and then he came twice
by B-Ball Fro November 6, 2011
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Stiff Tissue

When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.
Aww man! Steve left a stiff tissue on the bathroom floor!
by Dr. Winston O' Boogie March 6, 2008
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FECAL TISSUE

Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl
Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.
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Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
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