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Tissue Whore

Person with severe rhinitis
That dam tissue whore used up all my kleenex.
by kleenex dude October 10, 2010
mugGet the Tissue Whoremug.

Tissue swipe

The act used after masturbation to clean the cum off of your Dick.Or to the act of cleaning cum of of the vagina or the mouth and for you dirty fellows the butthole. Then after this hiding it in someones closet bed dresser etc.
I just Tissue swiped your moms pussy last night.Oh by the way check under your bed.
by Fletcher tagell January 6, 2011
mugGet the Tissue swipemug.

tissue rock

Emo music. Music in which the singer is crying and complaining about their crappy life, thus needing a tissue.
emo kid "After listening to the last Dashboard Confessional album, I just had to cry."

Normal person "That is what happens when you listen to crappy tissue rock."
by Chips January 9, 2007
mugGet the tissue rockmug.

tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005
mugGet the tissue timemug.

deep tissue

After getting a massage,the therapist will ask "deep tissue".she gently start fingering the mans asshole
Man:Thank you so much for that my back was really hurting
Therapist:deep tissue?
Man:nah I'm good
by Deep tissue May 7, 2017
mugGet the deep tissuemug.

Tissue Lad

A male friend who provides his heart-broken girl friend with tissues.
Oh dear, someone is crying . Get the girl a tissue lad.
by faemu March 19, 2016
mugGet the Tissue Ladmug.

no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic
by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019
mugGet the no issue no tissuemug.

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