Asa Coots

the sweetest, bestest boyfriend in the whole world. <3

Asa Coots cannot be described. he's just that perfect. ;)

by shayniepankypie July 14, 2011

spoon coot

Someone who does something very idiotic and cant explain there actions because they are so thick i.e gary twig

Garth is a spoon coot

by Tezdog September 21, 2013

coot-j

a bitch that can smoke a fat blunt in her pussy and ass but blowin the smoke out her nipples.

dang girl ,i didn't know you was a coot-j.

by brandon, robbie, cory July 14, 2003

coot person

A person who has no inherent value or sway within a group; a worthless, inept, or low-status person within a social group.

"Man, don't waste yo' time talking to Chris. He's a coot person!"

by The Old Master January 25, 2016

coot stick

A penis, the male version of cooter

My coot stick itches

by Reed Schackmann July 7, 2007

Coot Suit

When a woman wears a one piece jumpsuit and had a very prominent camel toe.

What is Mia wearing, her camel toe is showing?!?
It's clearly a Coot suit!

by RedBush69 July 11, 2017

coot boot

to kick a female in the cooter.

"After she slapped me i gave her a good coot boot."

by Fenske2009 February 19, 2009