texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers

by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010

Texter's Block

simillar to writer's block.

He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.

by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010

dingle-texter

A person who issues a final, meaningless and annoying reply to a text thread between 2 or more people. A "dingle-texter" is the type that always has to have the last text in the thread, regardless of how mundane and redundant is it. This final text forces the "normal texter" to keep having to look at the thread without getting any real enlightenment out if its ending.

Normal Texter (NT): I am making cookies tomorrow. Would you like some?

Dingle-Texter (DT): That would be great. When will they be ready?

NT: About 1PM.

DT: Let me know when ready and I will pick them up.

NT: Will do.

DT: Ok

by liveitup99 February 25, 2014

Unreliable texter

A person who texts unreliably; they can either respond in ten minutes or ten days. Also quality of texts are unpredictable. They are either short one words or paragraphs.

Oh yeah you know Courtney? She’s such an unreliable texter! She hasn’t responded in a week!

by CTwister February 2, 2023

Tentenships

When people have some kind of gathering like for sports or a concert which features a lot of tents and merriment. It comes from Tents And Shit but Tentenships is obviously more fun to say.

"Why all the tentenships outside the middle school?"
"I think there's a soccer game"
"Damn no one made tentenships like that for us back in the day"

by dinojr June 20, 2009

TETESCOPHER

A professional gambler. The word was coined in a popular Nigerian comedian/activist's skit in which ex-BBN housemante Tobi Bakare claimes to be into teteschophy.

Damn bro I'm no tetescopher but I'll stake everything on Nigeria beating Ghana in their next match

by @bobmanuel_g December 24, 2022

gear tester

A ski bro, who will objectively ski almost anything for beer, food, and lodging.

One who will dance all night

After attacking the Christmas tree, shaggy a classic gear tester, returned to the couch.

by Dr shadow March 9, 2020