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Tele-Testies

The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.
"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".
by Kimberlini April 7, 2011
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Tele-napping

When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.
I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games
by hansolo007 October 21, 2011
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telebingeing

The act of catching up on a tv show in increments of over 6 hours. Bingeing on television.
I can't go out this weekends, I'm telebingeing on the last season of Game of Thrones.
by KCPavlik December 19, 2013
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taule

Taule is a french word for prison/jail
il est en taule / he's jailed
je suis sorti de taule / I came out of prison
by hydrogene75 May 16, 2015
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tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016
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Telebone

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.
Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 10, 2016
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Telecharge

The wireless transmission of an electrical charge through a distance without metal to metal contact.
1. Hin wanted charge his phone without needing to connect the USB cable every time, so he went down to the electronics store and bought a telecharger. He is now telecharging his phone's battery.

2. A macaque monkey found herself in a tropical storm with heavy thunder and lightning while running through a jungle clearing. Unfortunately she got telecharged and did not survive.
by nimbys_suck May 27, 2017
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