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Testosticross

(test-OSS-ih-cross) v. The movie moment when every man in the theater crosses his legs and moans, right after someone's groin has been pummelled onscreen.
"Oh! DUDE! That was the worst testosticross moment EVAR!"
by Cynthia E. Jones January 4, 2006
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testosterone park

A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.
After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.
by SophieBird July 11, 2009
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testostecockerone

a. Invisible substance that emanates from excessively masculine men. Men with to much testostecockerone can be found at the gym sucking down protein shakes and staring at themselves in the mirror trying to compensate for their ridiculously small penises.

b. That smell that emanates in the male floors of dorms.
"The testostecockerone is just seething off of Jason when he starts sucking down that giant ass bucket-O-protein."
by PeopleareStupid January 4, 2010
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testoster-own

When a male "owns" or "pwns" a female in something feminine; such as braiding hair, painting fingernails, or buying clothes.
"Yeah right, he will not do a better job than her in straightening hair.....oh gosh! He's going to testoster-own her!
by Schmindeline January 15, 2010
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telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.
1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"
by blueberry panda January 6, 2014
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Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
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testosterrific

Anything which has enormous amounts of the qualities, such as violence, machoism and nudity, which appeal to the stereotypical man.
God of War is a testosterrific video game because all the women have no clothes and everything else bleeds more blood than their body could possible contain.
by TheyWontLetMeBeM July 25, 2007
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