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Tender Crisped 

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.
Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped
Tender Crisped by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Tender Tim 

When you're doing a girl, and your penis bends in one spot and wrinkles up afterwards.
Hey man, last night I was doin' this chick, then I accidentally pulled a Tender Tim on her.
Tender Tim by TEHLOL11 October 1, 2013

tender dick ass nigga 

He mad hatin on the next man. Ole tender dick ass nigga!

tender tits 

When a girls on her period and her boobs get really tender even the wind blowing against them hurt.
Damn my boobs are tender.. Hate being on my period and having tender tits.
tender tits by Period probs October 29, 2013

Tender Love Dump 

When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"

"What man?"

"She took a tender love dump on me"

"No way man thas shit hot"
Tender Love Dump by KrRnWi March 10, 2008

tender-trash 

People in small power boats driving yachities (whose tender boats are larger than tender-trash's main craft) crazy by navigating their widget boats too fast and too close and failing to observe a single rule of etiquette or marine navigation.
"Should we sail to Mansion House Bay?" "Nah, it will be full of tender-trash this weekend"
tender-trash by Ivan W January 12, 2008