fixing the tent

To "fool around" or interact with in a sexual way.

I heard you two fixing the tent last night.

by DJKham July 10, 2006

pitching a tent

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

by tent picther May 7, 2010

ozric tentacles

An exciting British prog band, started in 1983. They have an amazing interesting sound.

The Ozrics are my favorite prog band. Period.

by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004

pants tent

The extra material around the crotch of a pair of pants that bunches up when the wearer sits down, making it seem as if he (or she?) is having an erection.

I wasn't excited, it was the pants tent!

by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Tentacleware

Tentacleware: Software which when installed on your PC gets into just about every aspect of your operating system, causing problems with other applications, and even the OS itself.

Programs like AOL, Gator, RealPlayer, and Xupiter are good examples. Not to be confused with Spyware, Tentacleware is so entrenched in your OS its hard or nearly impossible to remove completely.

Sometimes the removal of Tentacleware itself causes problems, becuase it leaves holes in the OS where it replaced a DLL file with one of its own specialized ones.

"this freaking software has its tentacles wrapped around my PC"

-or-

"this tentacleware has my Windows by the shorts hairs, and I can't get rid of it"

-or-

Windows ME is the tentacleware of the millenium

by Anthony Watts July 6, 2004

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019