Tarket

A one-eyed man-eating fish pirate.

The Tarket just ate my grandad!!

by Huntario October 23, 2009

Tarkard

Tarkard is a word that originated in Greensboro, NC in 1996. Although relatively undefinable on the surface, 22 meanings can be heard upon the usage from someone who is angry or annoyed. simply put, Tarkards don't know they are Tarkards, and if you don't know what Tarkard means when you hear it used, you too are probably a Tarkard.

Mick: "Man you suck! you are such a Tarkard!"

Josh: "I don't even know what that means...."

Mick: "wow, then you really are a Tarkard."

by surface22 November 16, 2009

Tarks

T(hats)
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R(eal)
K(nee)

S(lapper)

Tarks lmao

by Follow.Mcsaggyballs.on.insta August 24, 2017

Grand Milf Tarkin

The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.

Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin

by Acl_328 April 30, 2016

Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.

This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!

by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010

Tarkan

ref definition: Ta-Da

Il faut etre bien heros pour l'etre aux yeux de son valet-de-chambre

by Da-Da May 3, 2005

tark

a word originating in Germany, meaning to "bite" or to "chomp"

dude, I went surfing and a little irrit fish come up and tarked me

by James Ronsen January 29, 2008