Twacker

Someone who thinks they can perform but are absolutely shite.
(Mixture of twat and wanker)

Be careful who you tell about our mini-festival - we don't want a load of twackers coming.

by worryingismeditation April 26, 2011

Twalked

The verb of Twitter stalking

"I twalked my friend last night. It was awesome."

by Jaluvshuskies December 15, 2012

thwacked

thwacked is the condition your mind is left in after habitual drug use even after sobering up. a thwacked individual will behave differently than they would have if they had never consumed drugs, the most common being drug seeking behavior AKA fiending but also lack of common sense, decreased intuition, degraded performance, etc. opioid use disorder is a an example of a thwacked condition but ALL drugs (from weed to wellbutrin) have the potential to thwack you one way or another if you fail to moderate usage. the only treatment is time but in some cases prolonged drug use may leave you with permanent brain damage and you will be forever thwacked.

i was so thwacked i bought $5000 worth of oxycodone but then had a moment of clarity after i got fired... wanna buy my pills?

by steg0saur January 19, 2020

'tacked out

have a heart attack resulting in death, -brother of 'checked out'

-sorry about your dad dude! -what happened?
he 'tacked out on my stepma in mid-pump!!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

tacked

beat, ugly, broken, lame, irritating

Man, your girlfriend it tacked, you need to move on, mang!

by centipede May 5, 2003

twacker

A hacker who hacks into other peoples' Twitter accounts.

Tweet: Please excuse the Viagra tweets coming from my Twitter account. I have been victimized by a twacker.

by TheDDog October 6, 2012

Twackedelic

It's the point in which a tweaker has gone beyond the realm of any mental functionality; loss of the ability to think, speak, or comprehend any form of logic and their twacked out personalities become quite colorful.

That tweaker is twackedelic and not to be seen by straight people.

by 1 Antinome June 12, 2017