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Mexican Toolbox

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.
Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!
by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 25, 2011
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toolbox

When someone is so dense and pathetic that they are not just a tool, they are an entire toolbox. Toolboxes have a tendency not to think for themselves. Toolboxes are prevelant in frats and sororities, oh and politics.
President Bush is a toolbox. Your sister is a toolbox. You are a toolbox.
by pootrified June 14, 2006
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Tolio

You have heard of Polio its a crippling diease that effects the nerves of your feet Tolio is similar only effects the nerves in your toes.
1.Guess what I went to the doctor and they told me I Had Tolio.
2 I have been suffering from Tolio for 10 years.

3. My grandma had Tolio so bad she had all her toes apputated.
by TolioTom January 15, 2009
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toolicious

In its original meaning toolicious is used to describe the superiority of an object/ a food/ a person/ music or just to commend something/-one in a very positive manner.

The first occasion when it was used was in July 2006, after Tools gig in Finland.

Toolicious can also be interpreted as a combination of the words 'too' and 'delicious'.
Alice: I can't believe it! This new album is unbelievable..I don't even have the words to describe how great it is!

Mark: Jeah! In fact..it's Toolicious.
by Brutus_ August 16, 2006
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Toolinator

When someone grows the balls needed to either gently inform, or loudly call upon the fact that he or she is in fact a tool. Many become addicted to such a position of power, and therefore become, Toolinators.
Wow, Dave just totally called that tool Bill on his tool like ways, Dave is such a Toolinator.

Tremble those who needlessly shout Family Guy references to fit in to a group! The Toolinator is here!
by CptCucumber November 10, 2009
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Toolbot

A person that follows trends mindlessly or dressing and acting like a douchebag. A dickhead. mindless idiot.
That douchebag wearing the pink polo-shirt with the "popped" collar, gold chain, and the sunglasses inside the bar is a grade A toolbot!

That toolbot sure is jumping on the douchewagon dressing like that. is that his dads pants hanging down to his knees?
by specialedge February 21, 2011
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Toolotron

Someone who is an absolute machine to the cause of maintaining their tool status.
Adam goes beyond being just a tool- he is a toolotron.
by letsgouni April 22, 2011
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