too much cereal

when you are in a situation in which you are spooning too many people or alternatively when you are spooning someone who you cannot wrap your arm around

"my spoon can't handle this much cereal! too much cereal"

by henrleanem December 3, 2011

too took

To be intoxicated to an excessive amount.

Me and my homeboys was drinking last night and I got straight too took.

by evo one February 8, 2014

too drunk to cum

so drunk that you no longer have the ability to "cum"
this applies to both men and women

my bae was rock hard but hes too drunk to cum and now his dick is flaccid

by sexplination June 7, 2014

Too Much Marc

When an unlucky fella talks to a person called Marc, it is called “Too Much Marc”. The victim may feel distress, uncomfortable body-pains or worse case scenario, dementia. Especially if you have been speaking for longer than 18 hours in one day.

I feel ewy, I think I have “Too Much Marc”.

by SupremeWatch December 2, 2018

Too Far June

“Too Far June” is a very useful phrase, which can be used in a variety of ways.

Whether it be a sexual act or an argument/discussion which has exceeded your limits.

“Mum can I have the car this weekend and your credit card?”
“Car, yes. Credit card no - Too far June”

“Do you fancy a threesome this weekend - with my mum or dad?”
“Get lost creep! Too far June”

Here are perfect examples of when “Too Far June” was a necessary way of leaving situations which surpassed your boundaries ... or perhaps not for the perverts out there.

by Uncle Geoffrey October 27, 2019

too weebish

Someone who watches too much anime, can also be called a discord server owner.

Ron: "Did you see Chad watched that new anime."
Mark:"Yeah, he is way too weebish."
or
Carl:"Michel banned, the new guy."
Mark:"Yeah but Michel is way too weebish."

by King juilan June 25, 2021

too much swag

literal Pauly-D

Pauly has too much swag

by 1ust April 25, 2022