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Secret Sifter Society

A group of people skilled in the art of sifting through the degenerate depths of the WWW, finding the GOLD smeared gems of utter genius and dubious idiocy to share with a select few.
Did you see that post on Secret Sifter Society, hard out sift bro. Yeah bro may even win Sifter of the year. You Reckon...... Yeah bro HARD OUT SSS
by Professor Spentser August 1, 2012
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Pie Shifter

Refers to someone who can go into a petrol station and clear the whole shelf of Ginster's pasties in one visit.
"Wow did you see that guy eat all those pasties? What a pie shifter."
by Ferg1 June 26, 2012
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sheet shifter

When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.
Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.
by pelicanellie June 13, 2014
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kentucky spine shifter

Supplies:
A pack of frozen marbles
A slip and slide
A pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
Fishing line "the strong stuff"
Philips head screwdriver WOMAN ADVISORY!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign--
Eyepatch
Bon Jovi CD (demo if possible)

Procedure-
Reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi CD
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver
by mcsourmilk April 20, 2014
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shwifter

- an idiot or loser.
- someone who makes hasty or stupid decisions.
"I got way to drunk last night and passed out"
"Haha you're such a shwifter!"

"You're an idiot"
"Well, you're a shwifter"
by shwifter November 24, 2011
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Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.
Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Granny Shifter

When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.
"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"
by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021
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