swamp donkey

Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.

Friday night in a town of 2000 people

by Sally March 18, 2004

swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)

Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.

by Steven April 3, 2005

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a really disgusting girl. usually very slutty,dirty and poor.

Jay-tee said " i hella want pussy, i think im going to call Jen."

Murphy replied " but she's a swamp donkey!"

by COBRA OPERATED June 9, 2009

swamp donkey

A fat bitch that is so chubby around her vaginal area that you have to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.

Yo mama.

by northsideboys October 23, 2003

swamp donkey

Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.

The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.

by Nuclear Moose November 19, 2006

swamp donkey

a chick that is both fat and ugly

there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey

by the mobguy October 27, 2003

swamp donkey

a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.

Man u goin swampin tonite?

o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.

by eweezy on da track February 1, 2008