Compulsive Shambler

Compulsive Shambling, or more colloquially, "C Sham", occurs when an individual is repeatedly deprived of sleep and/or stimulation and proceeds to move around at an incredibly slow and awkward pace with an often fatigued or expressionless face akin to a zombie. The few words they try to speak are usually no more understandable than a loud mumble. Compulsive Shamblers or "Shams" are often spotted at the workplace or at school and generally accomplish no more than amusing those individuals who are equally on the border of CS (Compulsive Shamblification).

Mac: Hey Jamie, have you seen Andrew today? He's looking kinda weird.

Jamie: Ya I know, hes got the Sham today, poor bastard stayed up all night doing an essay.

Andrew: Urm gehr wat?

Jamie: Sorry bro I don't speak Compulsive Shambler...or gibberish.

Andrew: meh urwh Fuack u!

Jamie+Mac: Hahaha

by Deep Wang September 11, 2011

Shambler

1. One who is usually quiet but can become enraged in seconds.
2. One who cannot construct well-thoughout arguments and thus, must result on the use of force.
3. A man who shambles at the sight of one greater.
4. A woman who reacts wildly in bed.
5. One disloyal to the British Monarchy and found guilty of High Treason under the High Courts of the Dominion of New England.

1. Dude, that guy at Columbine was quite the shambler.
2. George Bush cannot think logically, he is such a shambler.
3. That slave fears me, what a shambler.
4. That chick was crazy! Did you see the way she shambled! She is such a shambler!
5. I say, Lord Quarrington better deal with those shamblers before we all find ourselves sipping tea with the Scotts! ...damn Scotts...

by Jonathan Valiance January 20, 2009

swamples

a phenomenon that occurs when strenuous activity coupled with sufficient heat causes the ball sack to feel as if it has been submerged in a swamp from which there is no escape.

i sweat so much working in the yard i got a bad case of the swamples.

by Ubermob July 29, 2011

smamble

A small ensemble of musicians. Derived from "small"+"ensemble" ="smamble."

Conductor: "Okay, great rehearsal everyone. Smamble, I need you guys to stay behind to work on the Rutter piece.

by catwin December 7, 2014

Swabble Dee

Used to call someone a pussy without them being aware of it.

Hey Shelly, you're a swabble dee sometimes, you know that?

by jackpollish August 25, 2016

swumble

Tumbling underwater.

Groggin swumbled past the Sahuagins.

by Captn29 November 17, 2016

shambles

A word to describe either a person or state of being in complete disarray

The party last weekend went into complete shambles after the we ran out of weed

by responsible.party January 29, 2017