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surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.
Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry
by Buqa August 1, 2008
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Icy Hot Surprise

The terrible mistake of applying icy hot to a sore muscle and then forgetting that the left over residue is still on your hands. The victim then uses the same hand to scratch an itch on his testes, which results in the most painful experience imaginable. It’s usually followed by watering at the eyes, which results in wiping the eyes with the same hand causing extreme pain and further watering of the eyes.
Detective: why do you think this guy killed himself?
Witness: I don’t know, just before he did it I saw him running around crying and yelling “my balls, my balls, ouch, my eyes!!!”
Detective: sounds like a classic case of icy hot surprise.
by xfairxenoughx December 31, 2008
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Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
by Mort459 June 16, 2012
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Mushroom Surprise

When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.
Yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.
by Sir Stampalot February 8, 2009
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Surprise Package

When a man goes into a girl's room with a camera in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and masturbates until he is about to cum. When he is on the verge of cumming, he begins recording, yells "Surprise!", waking her up, and cums on her face. He then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.
-Yo dude what'd you do last night?
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .
by Kevin Gay1 November 14, 2009
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autumn surprise

When kids walking home from the bus stop frolic and wrestle in the fallen leaves that have been raked to the curb also find the dog shit that was raked up.
I had dog shit caked in my hair from the autumn surprise in front of Mrs Jones house. Fuckin' dachshunds!!
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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Last Surprise

You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
by Shæpulßky January 28, 2021
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