Smiget

A combination of a sumf and a miget or a small miget
Also a short person who acts like a douche-bag

"dude like at that Smiget he must be four inches tall!!!"

by Alastair Richards December 1, 2007

Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

by Kayliz April 26, 2009

shmigaggle

A state of confusion, misunderstanding or absurdity

I was shmigaggled the other day when i saw a wild turkey take a fat steamy shit on my neighbor's porch.

by Mike Snipperpippets February 11, 2010

smigly

when someone makes you smile every time you talk to them

hey, sarah makes me get so smigly all the time dude

by thatonegusy22 October 17, 2013

Smiggle

Smiggle is a term used to describe a child fucker who sells school utensils to seduce the younger audience in a way to get in their pants. Most smiggles will deny fucking children and general have a ring of sex trafficking of younger kids in the online world.

Nic..you promised you don’t shop at smiggle

by Smiggle September 22, 2019

squmigglevavensportsum

when 3 worms play rugby with 4 ravens

yo my brother saw a squmigglevavensportsum at healey field today!

by erin boyle January 30, 2005

smight

Something that is SMALL and TIGHT all at the same time.

My shirt was smight because it shrunk in the dryer.

by Jaida B. December 3, 2005