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Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 6, 2010
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Stumblehome

I was too drunk to drive, so Steve and I pulled the ol' stumblehome.
by switchblade jake August 15, 2010
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stubblestache

When a person only has stubble in the mustache region of the face and/or when someone is in pre-mustache but post clean-shaven stage.
Girl One: That guy is way cute!
Girl Two: Yeah, but he's got a nasty stubblestache goin' on.
by original-sarah-face March 22, 2011
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Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.
Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.
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StumbleKlonk

The Act of klonking your way through life while consuming copious amounts PM pain relievers. Lends itself to bruised shins and hazy conceptions of reality....
He's been stumbleklonking for all his heros at the methadone clinic ...... all on a volunteer basis of course!
by Bat_Guano July 29, 2011
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Stumblebee

A person who searches the internet without having a goal or topic in mind.
She just web surfing again; She is such a stumblebee!
by Lance Softwood November 7, 2011
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Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011
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