Sticker Salesman

Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.

"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...

"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."

" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."

by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011

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white stickers

Something that irritates your boss. A mystery.

Lets put white stickers on our bosses back. The white sticker prank is back firing!

by Mystic Spiral September 1, 2021

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Slap A Sticker

When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.

Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.

by JoohnseyBoy78 June 10, 2021

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A smiley face next to someone's name, say in an AIM profile, meaning that the person that put the smiley there either wants them or thinks this person is a fag. The most common fag sticker is made up of an equal sign and a bracket . =

XD123: Hey =
BD567: Wow, way to fag sticker me.

Me:Did you see the fag sticker on Dave's shirt?
Bob: Yeah, classic!

by Legallyyours508 July 23, 2009

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Sticker-Bitch

An individual who displays their opinions, accomplishments (real or perceived), and travels in the form of stickers on all of their possessions. Usually a non-local outdoorsy wannabe.

That Miami sticker-bitch has ski stickers plastered all over their Crosstrek and Thule rack.

by Bokchoypanini November 18, 2022

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