stale fish 

A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.

Sick Stale Fish on that jump dude!

stale fish by SnowboardAddiction.com December 27, 2011

Stale Donut 

Cum onto an asshole and let it dry on. Then fuck said asshole after it's kind of like a stale glazed donut.

Gave that bitch a stale donut for her birthday. Feels good man.

Stale Donut by Henry Gerbenmeizer February 21, 2011

Stale Bread 

People who lack the capability to express themselves; who have the emotional range of a piece of celery. They are often dry and don't say much. They may socialize but while they do they look as if they left their brain at home; they are impassive. They will definitely leave you on read. When they do show emotions it's like rain after a drought, refreshing and much needed.

Do you know David? He's such a stale bread man, he never smiles.

Stale Bread by N. Mani May 29, 2019

stale chowder 

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

stale chowder by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

Stale Ass 

When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.

Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin

Stale Ass by BabyFaceCache August 4, 2013

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
-____-
(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

Stale face by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011

stale pussy 

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

stale pussy by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005