scump

dirty, stinky, foul ejaculatory fluid. Akin to a regional dialect perhaps, in an environment that is humid, hot, and sticky.

Leon blasted his filthy scump all over Chantal's lucious booty, left the apartment, and then went to go get wasted on Bourbon Street.

by JayDizzle May 10, 2005

Scumpallery

The act by a scumpal of writing to and fawning over a murderer on death row.

Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.

The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.

Chefmate, Joanna24, Pinbalwyz, and Hotsnot (the rare male of the breed) all have scumpals on death row, and are thus practitioners of "scumpallery."

by Hotsnot July 20, 2008

scump

a person who sniffs bicycle seats

"After riding my bike, I had to shoo away the scump."

by Tony Mangles February 6, 2010

Shumper

A Shumper is a Jumper that has a fake shirt beneath it - Normally suited to a V-Neck style jumper.

"Phil ? Is that a new jumper you got there ?"

"Nope, it's a new Shumper !!"

by Phil Longman March 28, 2008

Slump

slang for be asleep or passed out

I am about to get slump.

by capitalinternational April 12, 2015

Anime Slump

Depression after watching an anime that is so good that you want it to keep going.

After watching Hayate no Gotoku I was in an "Anime Slump" because I didn't want it to end.

by gamemixup333 July 6, 2010

Slump

A period of time during which a person goes without an object or action.

Billy has had no hits in the past month, he must be in a slump.

by ==David== October 2, 2005