Shotton

Shotton colliery is a place next to peterlee full of run down houses and scruffy kids who run around in full tracksuits , it is home to lots of paki shops such as milcos.

Should we go to shotton for a day out?

no , we might catch the clap of all the girls there!

by Shotton! February 20, 2019

shottom

Vtuber Shoto, he's a 100% bottom even though he won't admit it.

People: Shottom haha
Shoto: I'M NOT A GODDAMN BOTTOM!!! 11! 1! *barks and moans in bottom*

by Angolix July 26, 2022

train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013

Brown Spotted Hyena

A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.

Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.

by calicanuck July 26, 2013

personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014

Beard Spotter

One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard

I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!

by Baldwin West August 6, 2016