National Spoon Day

A day in which everyone must send grainy photos of themselves holding comically sized spoons, usually of a medium size. Generally occurs on August 13th, with the first occurrence being on August 13th 2020

"Hey man are you free to hang out on August 13th?" "Nah bro sorry, I'm busy celebrating National Spoon Day"

by Definition Kong August 13, 2021

Spoon Gang

A group of people who refrain from using forks to eat anything; they regard the miso spoon as being the most evolved utensil on the table of the Evolution of Modern Utensils.

Spoon Gang was founded and is led by Mali Fraz.

A Spoon Gang antagonist is often called a forkwhore

People in Spoon Gang even use spoons to eat salad and spaghetti.

by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019

Goon Spoon

a shovel

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."

by thebiestsc October 18, 2008

Creamy Spoon

When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back

She's had a headache for weeks so a few of those nights she ended up getting the creamy spoon

by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Spoon Fed

Someone with parents that pay for everything. Someone who doesn't know the value of money because they have never had to work for it. This person breezes through life without a care in the world because they know mommy and daddy will pick up the tab.

Sally: "Johnny doesn't have a job, How can he afford that new car?"

Jane: "He's Spoon Fed"

Sally: "ahh, of course"

by LeeRoi January 13, 2011