shpoofed

To be so incredibly off the bean that all you can say is "I'm so shpoofed"

Friend 1: Yo are you feeling it yet?
Friend 2: I'm so fucking shpoofed

by BoyBoy69 March 1, 2019

Spooked

When having sex the knob slips out and slips in the bum

Last night Peter spooked me

by Bigboypeter April 30, 2019

spoonfed

Luis Burdoy

bc that nigga is spoonfed

by suhhduu July 17, 2019

Spoofer

Spoofer means, somebody who is being a bellend and crazy.

Jurphy is such a spoofer what is he doing?!

by Simon miminter October 27, 2020

Spoofer Henno

The art of calling other people the name as a method of self defence of exactly what you are.. also common amongst men who shag elderly unwashed women

Spoofer Henno called me a spoofer but he told lies in the first place. Hence sooofer!Jameson made me do it.

by Yukky 4000 December 9, 2020

Spooked

When someone is in denial that reality is more complex than what it may at first seem, and even if they are shown evidence of this, remains in willful denial.

Jim: "I think defunding the police would reduce all criminal activity because police are the true criminals"
Joe: " I don't know man, maybe re-structuring the procedures of current police activity and instigating harsher penalties for out of line police could work instead"

Jim: "no other solution is possible, burn the police institution to the ground!"

Joe: "dude, you're spooked"

by gangstarapp42069 December 17, 2020

Spoofer

Most Ally bloke in the Company. A Sergeant Major can only wish to be as cool and aggressive in battle as this guy.

Lt C was the best Spoofer in Battalion. CSM L envied him and wanted to be him on a daily basis

by Rycrman February 23, 2021