Splumpie

The act of dipping ones hand in gasoline, lighting it, and fist fucking a goat.

My anal herpes makes me feel like I just got splumpied:(

by BrandonBigDickChaseLOL November 27, 2010

Splumph

When you cum, only its muffled by something

I splumphed in her mouth

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Splurbo

When you enter a bathroom room, and you miss the toilet, and fecal matter flies all over the wall/floor.

Person 1: Hey maaann, don't go in there.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is Splurbo all over the walls.

Person 2: Dude thats gonna take forever to clean up!

by Bernie/Justin/Lia January 10, 2009

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

Splurgey

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

by Funguser December 2, 2021

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009