Split the G

On your first try of drinking a Pint of Guinness you drink enough to where the black of the pint is directly in line with the line in the middle of the G

Dude, try split the G

by Irish/Canadian June 9, 2018

Split Screen Mind

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.

Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".

by Addill January 20, 2010

Lickity split

A description, of doing something in a fast time.

I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith

by roguebfl March 1, 2008

Split Face Hair Shark

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

by RedWingsWin March 26, 2009

rail splitters

women's pants (or underpants) that are so tight, they cause the same effect as "camel toe" (vagina lips are visually split apart through the fabric)

"She has some serious rail splitters on today"

by HSW1987 May 20, 2010

Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Spearmint Split

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.

Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020