one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
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"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
Get the Simeon mug.The mysterious white flecky substance that accrues on a juul pod after being hit. Often accompanied by a completely depleted pod, and is generally preceded by the phrase "yo can i rip that," or just a hand reaching out in your general direction.
Damn I'd love to hit this juul but first I need to pop in a new pod cause this one is completely empty and covered in coco slime.
by JuulBooler December 24, 2019
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During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021
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Get the Slime Trench mug.A particularly romantic alternative name for a vagina.
It is widely known that if you ask a lady to allow you to lovingly gaze upon her slim wallet she will immediately produce vast quantities of pantie putty. Be careful as this has been known to end in marriage due to the overwhelming romanticism of this term.
It has increasingly begun to be adopted gynaecologists due to the frequency of them losing their spare change when performing examinations
It is widely known that if you ask a lady to allow you to lovingly gaze upon her slim wallet she will immediately produce vast quantities of pantie putty. Be careful as this has been known to end in marriage due to the overwhelming romanticism of this term.
It has increasingly begun to be adopted gynaecologists due to the frequency of them losing their spare change when performing examinations
Example 1:
Gentleman: I just wanted to take a minute and let you know how much you mean to me. I love spending time with you and am excited to see your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.
Example 2:
Doctor: Excuse me Madame, I must admit I find this rather embarrassing but i appear to have left my lunch money in your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.
Gentleman: I just wanted to take a minute and let you know how much you mean to me. I love spending time with you and am excited to see your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.
Example 2:
Doctor: Excuse me Madame, I must admit I find this rather embarrassing but i appear to have left my lunch money in your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.
by MedwayGentleman June 16, 2014
Get the slime wallet mug.Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."
by toolroom October 20, 2015
Get the slime job mug.Slimeaholics are people that are still obsessed with the trend from 2017, which is slime. They could have as many as 181 exactly, and trust me, they know the exact number. The slimes are their children and the amount they spent on slime material at Walmart could have probably paid for their college tuition. Their favorite place to be is Walmart or any place that has glue or shaving cream. They can make any slime that you can possibly imagine, and they are really good at it too.
Treston: How much slime does that slimeaholic that?
Kayley: You mean Desiree? I don't kno-
Desiree: 181 to be exact. But I'm going back to Walmart in 15 minutes to get more.
Kayley: You mean Desiree? I don't kno-
Desiree: 181 to be exact. But I'm going back to Walmart in 15 minutes to get more.
by StealUrManz August 12, 2018
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