speedster

People whom need to build up their confidence with the help of speeding machines, due to their small penises.

Asian speedsters are often seen small stature.

by Peevee September 10, 2008

fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008

speedsofter

The Airsofter who generally carries one mag on the field (5-15 minute games) and is normally CQB games. Normally they wear a hoodie and you need to shoot them a few times (most cheaters look like this)

That speedsofter guy will not call his hits

by Gwhahshd February 27, 2017

speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

by CapTim March 7, 2008

speedo

mans bathing suit where his cockhead sticks out

its easy to see whos got a thick cut cock when men are wearing speedos

by 8 inches January 18, 2004

reverse speedo

When a man start shaving his pubic hair and then continues to expand the shaved area until it looks like a pair of speedos of no hair.

I walked out of the bathroom with what looked like a reverse Speedo. I had become so caught up in the clean-up effort that I had totally forsaken any attempt to blend. Each swath removed led to another that seemingly needed to go. The end result was a totally unnatural ruler-straight line of hair running across my waist about two inches below my belly button and oddly smooth upper thighs.

by A truly random unused name August 13, 2010

Speedsoft

Aggressive kids and sad adults that like to "magdump" people for either nothing or they didnt call there hits most of the speedsoft community wear bright clothes a overpriced mask (DYE i5) and trainers or sneakers they also like to slide alot as they are borderline apes that wont shut up about their hpa tapped hi capa.

Milsim Guy: Hey bro this guy wont take his hits
Other Milsim Guy: I think hes a speedsofter
Speedsoft Asshole: BRO WHY IS THIS KID NOT TAKING HIS HITS! *magdumps kid*
Innocent Kid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS GOING TO RESPAWN BRO IM ON YOUR TEAM

by Dek902 June 25, 2022