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Severus Snape

He's the ol' greasy haired dude, long hooked nose, sallow skin, yellow teeth, evil sneer....
....

hot voice, god like stance, hear melting gaze...

hot..
The point is he's hot... just his first year potion class mantra makes people drool..

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by MdbZ April 25, 2010
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Severus Snape

is what many may call heroic, a daring, bold, brave, not-afraid-to-stand-up-to-the-Dark-Lord kind of person. Nowadays, we shorten it to badass.
Random person who just finished watching Deathly Hallows: Isn't Neville Longbottom just soo badass? He killed Nagini, Voldemort's horcrux!

Knowledgable person: Professor Severus Snape saved Harry's life several times and he played spy for Dumbledore. He's more badass than Neville Longbottom!
by LilyxEvans July 29, 2011
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Skape

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.
The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!
by Krakky McKraken July 27, 2006
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shape up or ship out

Be good or go away. Can be used as a retort to being called a 'fishwife'
boyfriend: i'm so sorry
girlfriend: you better shape up or ship out
by sconbon April 11, 2007
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sapeosexual

a sapeosexual person is the one who is attracted to the wisdom, the brain of the opposite sex
Padma Laxmi's attraction towards Salman Rushdie is a sapeosexual attraction
by wilnel April 9, 2009
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Snape Rape

Any Harry Potter fanfiction or fan art which contains the character Severus Snape commiting an act of rape on any man/woman/werewolf
Titan - Dude were you whacking it to HP slash last night?
Blackdog - No doubt, straight up Snape Rape!
by The Fresh July 9, 2007
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Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.
Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!
by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011
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