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sour jerker

a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.

When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
sour jerker by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004
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Sour Deemsters 

The craziest face melting lazer infused jam band in Harrisonburg. If you havn't seen these guys yet your missing the best party at JMU. They fucked up your house but hey, at least you got laid.
Sour Deemsters, hottest show in town.
Sour Deemsters by HolyPhuck December 6, 2010
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Sour Gravy

"Yo I heard this girl be taking in mad sour gravy"

"I heard you like that sour gravy, you a faggot son.
Sour Gravy by JohnVegas92 December 4, 2010

Sour walls

1:A foul tasting vagina.

2:A girl who is a slut or ugly.

3:The opposite of sugar walls.
Nick-Yo Corey did you end getting that filthy chicks sugar walls last night

Corey- No way dude those weren't sugar walls they were Sour walls yuck !
Sour walls by Nicko the dicko April 14, 2014

Sour Creamers 

People who engage in sexual intercourse whilst at or eating Taco Bell food items.
Similar to being a part of the Mile High Club.

Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."

sour broth 

A blended light savory pumpkin stewfish from the anus.
A bad batch of oysters followed by immediate anal sguirtation....leads to sour broth

Sour Cream and Onion Delight

A nasty, toxic, deadly fart that stuns and blinds victims as it carries a heavy scent of onion/sour cream and lingers for hours once released. The recipe for this fart is one small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips mixed with a beverage of your choice, let brew in your belly for at least 2 hours and you are ready to release.
Bro, what is that smell, I cant see and I am nearly ready to collapse it is so bad? Dude that is a "Sour Cream and Onion Delight" and yours truly launched that bad boy. Let me know if you want the recipe.