circ de soiled

When you attempt to perform an acrobatic maneuver and accidentally soil yourself

"You know when you flipped over the arm of the couch to go to the bathroom, yeah, I think you circ de soiled yourself."
"I tried to do a flip to impress Beth, but I ended up shitting my pants when I hit the ground #circdesoiled"

by alexander angell July 28, 2017

Groin Soil

The soiled mark on a chair between ones legs.

oh my look at the state of the groin soil on that chair

by davehide August 17, 2018

Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner

Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil

by The brad of chads March 25, 2021

Diggin' that untoiled soil

Banging a virgin

Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!

by Kitty_Titties June 04, 2015

Soil Neutral

Neutral soil PH, acidity and alkalinity, for farming, gardens, and/or landscaping after the use of fertilizers.

The goal of Soil Neutral farming is to ensure extra chemicals are not left in the soil to run off and ruin water supplies or acidify oceans causing additional algae blooms.

by MSGardnerville October 28, 2019

soil rock

Clumps of dirt

“Soil Rock is the weakest rock on Earth.”

by MrSmiley1 February 06, 2024

A soiled supper

before dinner, you eat a load of laxatives. While eating, finger your asshole with one hand. When your family is finishing up, you turn around and shoot explosive diarrhea at everyone at the table.

My brother was so mad the other day, he made a soiled supper

by Jfhwiauwnwoap April 13, 2019