Cunt-stable

northern english slang (or coloquialism) for a junior Police Constable. The emphasis being on the DISTINCT PAUSE between the first and latter syablles. This is primarily used in the presence of the Police in order to be subversive anjdor rude without being so outrageous as to arrested.

Evening Cunt-Stable how can I help you.

Cunt-Stable, someone has stolen my car, can you help?
Cunt-Stable, have you the time?

by cuntufckstable November 5, 2009

Snoblems

When your problems are so bougie they go beyond first world problems. You've got snoblems.

Ugh, I've got serious snoblems now that my new gym doesn't have an alkaline water fountain.

by TdDub July 3, 2016

stable maid

When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.

You should get a job as a stable maid.

by My friends are assholes April 14, 2017

stable marriage

Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.

Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"

by Neo Chamberlina April 14, 2017

Shablee shabloo enjoy the view

A common Jewish saying meaning simply ‘enjoy the view’

“Here we are, the highest point in jerusalem. Shablee shabloo enjoy the view”

by Hello69Kitty January 15, 2019

snarlee bere

a snarlee bere is a bear. its snarl sounds like aaaaarr. if you see a snarlee bere you will topple of a mountain.

look there's a snarlee bere (topples of mountain)

by hippo April 4, 2020

Stable Genius

The horse's ass that thinks they're the smartest horse's ass in the barn..

President Trump is a Stable Genius.

by Gutsrus April 18, 2020