Skeeter

One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.

Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."

Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"

Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"

by Norton1987 June 14, 2008

skeeter mosquiter

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.

Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

skeeter

A derogatory term for a Hawaiian, the term arose form massive amounts of Mosquitoes found on the Hawaiian island of Molokai.

Hey skeeter get off my wave.

by mo-squiter September 26, 2010

cousin skeeter

another name for a skeezer (a hoe or slut)

Bro, that chick....now she's a cousin skeeter.

by KMAC DADDY January 10, 2008

meat skeeter

one how cums in raw meat

kenny you meat skeeter theres cum all through the hamburger

by lord of skeet eat it hoe April 21, 2007