Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

Jude Steiner

Legendary bass musician but often has a fat ass.

What are you doin wit all dat ass thug shaker, Jude Steiner you good?!

by Thug shaker November 22, 2021

Steinberg

The perfect person. A Steinberg is smart, beautiful/handsome, sweet, smart, funny, and knows how to have fun. Being around a Steinberg can lighten your day. If you dont know a Steinberg, then you are missing out.

Jason "I met an amazing person today"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"

by Definingtheundefined October 15, 2011

steinhardt

A German originated word that is given to a boy usually called 'Sam' that has frequent hard nipples

You have steinhardts

by Tubby bilbo January 26, 2017

branden steineckert

the drummer of the used

branden steineckert owns you

by kiddlez July 18, 2008

Bush shoeing incident

the Bush shoeing incident is an "incident" where some guy threw 2 shoes at President George W. Bush and then Bush dodges both of them while the Arab prime ministry (The guy next to him) tries to parry the second shoe.

Person: the Bush shoeing incident is fucking hilarious!

Person 2: I know right!

by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020

Steinbomb

One badass man! A Steinbomb is a large, strong, stern man; he rides motorcycles and isn't afraid to throw down for what he believes in. He demands respect but also returns that same respect to those who deserve it. When a Steinbomb comes around keep your girl away because their clothes will literally fly off. He's handsome, tall, fit, and witty. He can talk a starving dog off a meat truck and get himself out of as much trouble as he can get himself into. He treats his women with respect and is a very loyal partner; for this reason he deserves to be spoiled with good food, blow jobs, lots of sex, and get his ego stroked. If your in his favors you can trust a Steinbomb with your life; piss him off however, and you'd better watch your back! A Steinbomb is also a hard worker and considered a "Closet Affectionist" meaning PDA is not permitted but you can count on Steinbomb to make a woman feel like a princess behind closed doors!

"Wow, look at that sexy beast! He looks tough, he must be Steinbomb"

by JuJubean87 July 5, 2012