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Shmoomfing

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.
Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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Shlooning

Wondering through the city and maybe going to a museum in a potentially cloudy and rainy climate
I'm going shlooning today with ege.
by Kristi's July 31, 2025
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Scoobing

Remember scoobing in Nathans pool last night?
by His friend does niggle me September 5, 2025
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shobbing

shopping while sobbing
(credit to FullyInvolvedMark on discord)
psh, women always be shobbing
by S.R. Doti June 2, 2025
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Shmosing

When a retard named Carter decides it's about time that he locks in when hes actually gooning constantly. When Carter locks in by gooning
Yo this retard Carter wont stop shmosing
by Smolinga December 2, 2025
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sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples
Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam
by Poopflinger January 14, 2015
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