shlumped

when you’re high and are just chillin and looking shlumped as fuck, or when you’re high is wearing off but you’re still high as fuck.

“Damn bruh you look shlumped lmao”
“i just shmoked like an hour ago💀”
“shiiiii lmaooo”

by Goats_r_gr8 May 7, 2018

Shlumpkin

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

by Noons June 13, 2008

Slumpy

A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.

I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.

by John 999996 October 18, 2008

Slumpy

adjective; To describe an undesirable outcome of an event. Also this word can be substituted for words like shit and slut as a more desirable way to swear in front of family members.

D: How did you go in the Sniffy assignment.

K: Lets put it this way, my performance was slumpy.

by poodlesdoodles January 12, 2007

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

slumpy slut

A girl with bad posture and even worse housekeeping skills, the type of person who won't wash her hair for a week and will jump into bed on the first date even though she hasn't showered for a few days

She walks around all day in pajamas and messy hair like a slumpy slut

by Willyyofro December 9, 2016

Shlump

Acting like an idiot for know reason when someone is pissing you off

ME: Why are you getting so mad?
Anthony: Cause you're pissing me off
ME: You're acting like a shlump

by Antm314IsACrag July 12, 2018