shitbaked

when you are so pissed of that you just feel absolutely shitbaked

Dude, last night my girlfriend pissed me off so much i shitbaked.

Dude 2, OMG! seriously

by dashstick July 4, 2009

shitbake

A person who is a total lame ass, An idiot who cannot do anything right.

Mainly used in the English speaking Caribbean

Can be used interchangably with shitsnake and shithound

e.g. "Watch max totally screw this up, he's such a shitbake"

"You're a shitbake, you can't possibly do this"

by lenzomaru January 3, 2012

shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016

Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

by Gordanovich May 31, 2016

Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.

Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.

by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016

Shitcar

A shitcar is a car, witch mostly doesn't cost much. Where experimental modifications can be done just for fun.

The diffrence to a "normal" car is, you don't give a damn if it gets broken.
Mostly shitcars aren't street legal.

You better learn drifting in shitcar.
Shitcar is still running.

Tomorrow I am going to cut the coilsprings on shitcar.

by Dckid123 July 2, 2018

Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

by panic.dump November 28, 2020