shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016

shitscale

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

shitquake

A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.

Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Shitecules

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule

When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!

by darealjz July 13, 2010

shitcase

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out

Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!

by checheishere May 14, 2011