Colloquial term for a person who wears an offensive looking rats tail. Most commonly used in New Zealand, it can also refer to someone who is a obsessive user of Facebook chat.
"Yuck that's disgusting, you're such a shaumati"
"He's always on Facebook, he's a blatant shaumati"
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"He's always on Facebook, he's a blatant shaumati"
See also: ratty dratty facebook chat facebook chat blue balls facebook chatting
by Yogi Bear 87 NZ October 15, 2011
Get the Shaumati mug.A term from the Edo period in Japan refering to places, persons, or things of effortless perfection. Anything that is Shibumi is noble and fulfilling in a manner that is not shaped exclusively by analytical thought. Simply put, a state of great refinement underlying commonplace appearances.
"I can't wait to get back to shibumi for a jelly sandwich"
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"BUMI! Whats-shapp'in baby!?"
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"Where is hell is shibumi?"
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"BUMI! Whats-shapp'in baby!?"
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"Where is hell is shibumi?"
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Get the shlumdog mug.After last night when alec and sean touched Brenda, she began to feel like a shlumpa.
Girls with big boobs look more shlumpaish compared to girls with smalley books. For instance Jackie compared to Ashley. OO oo
Girls with big boobs look more shlumpaish compared to girls with smalley books. For instance Jackie compared to Ashley. OO oo
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