Shaumati

Colloquial term for a person who wears an offensive looking rats tail. Most commonly used in New Zealand, it can also refer to someone who is a obsessive user of Facebook chat.

"Yuck that's disgusting, you're such a shaumati"

"He's always on Facebook, he's a blatant shaumati"

See also: ratty dratty facebook chat facebook chat blue balls facebook chatting

Shaumati by Yogi Bear 87 NZ October 15, 2011

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Shamatita

Shamatita : 1.(n)One who enjoys anal sex with wooden objects shaped like rappers.

2.(n) One who loves to finer bang random men's assholes outside a chinese restaurant (preferably a buffet).

That Shamatita had splinters in who vagin-whole.

Shamatita by Gary February 20, 2004

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Shaumati • Shamatita • shaunatica

shaunatica

A fishy fat girl that wear Walmart shoes & like everbody but can’t get them

Damn shaunatica u fishy !

shaunatica by Fred Franado March 16, 2019

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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