Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

shaated

when somebody farts and accidentily poops themselves.

"i gotta fart"
"i think i just shit myself"

" haha you just shaated"

by morganal June 23, 2007

skwasted

1. It's where you're drunk where you're having the time of your life but not quite past, but you're super killa wasted

Mike McDirty doesn't get drunk, he gets skwasted!

by The Most Real McDirty March 9, 2010

Schwasted

The act of getting so wasted you add "Sch".

-Can be used simultaneously with Schwipsy

1. Yo dude, I got so schwasted last night!

2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy

by DubbinMau5 September 9, 2010

schwasted

beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.

dude i so schwasted last night.
man did you see dave he was schwasted.

by Razorsunrize aka Pat the Rat September 13, 2010

shwasterd

shit faced, wasted, and plastered

that girl was so shwasterd last night she hooked up with 5 guys

by kiwi92 January 1, 2011

schwasted

Schwasted: when you are really drumk mixing shitty and wasted.

i am getting schwasted tonight.

by d.1-72 March 26, 2012