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shaned

The act of (knowingly or unknowingly) screwing someone over.
Tim: I wanted a good house but I got shaned and got a crappy one.
Bob: Word
by Snoop Da Loop January 16, 2009
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sharted

when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants
Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!
by but lick April 11, 2005
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One Seated Lamborghini

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034
"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"
by NIKOLAURWEIRD August 21, 2021
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pear-shaped

sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)
Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.
by Alcyon April 26, 2005
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heart-shaped box

incredible song performed by the grunge band nirvana. third song on one of the great albums, not by nirvana, but of all time, in utero.

evanescence did a cover of it and completely fucked it up
forever in debt to your priceless advice...
by nirvanakanks June 22, 2005
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sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 27, 2004
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banana shaped fuck

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.
Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!
by MrShadowy May 25, 2021
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