Shamlet

After engaging in hardcore anal sex, either straight or gay, the man that's had his dick dipped in fresh butthole, takes the leftovers of shit and spunk and mixes it with fresh beaten eggs, and procedes to make a breakfast omelet with it to feed to his mate.

Bruce sure gobbled up the shamlet I made him for breakfast this morning, its like he couldn't even taste the man seed in it, but he could sure smell the poo.

by backspace9 December 15, 2011

Shamber

a person who has a vag like the grand canyon and fucks a lot of people.

That hoe right there is a total shamber.

by The Cha-Cha October 3, 2008

Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

by Hayson May 15, 2011

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus

Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

by BENJAMININO February 23, 2008

in shambles

sport-specific use of the British linguistic import 'shambles,' baby.

emergent from e.g. r/nba, r/soccer, r/hockey and niche running / alt-right site letsrun.

used humorously and sarcastically when a) sportsball expectation doesn't match reality; and b) when a sportsballer or related person / body politic are specifically upset

| Bucks wrecked by Heat. Milwaukee in shambles

| Giannis gets MVP & DPOY. LeBron in shambles

| LeBron drunk tweets. Rich Paul in shambles

by Lou Brown September 19, 2020

shameless week

its baseicaly like a week long skins party but with alot more booze and drugs and doing mades stuff like moving the living room out bck and playing guitar hero in the garden. also getting some hot chicks round

dude1 iam aving a shameless week u wanna go round round
dude 2 sure ill bring some booze and chicks

by Rozz-bomb March 13, 2008

Shamblumpkin

We all know how good it is to take a dump, get your hair washed, and get a BJ, put all three together and there you have a shamblumpkin.

these two twins gave me one hell of a shamblumpkin last night

by jcali May 4, 2009