I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

selmaxanim

A STUPID ASSS FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON WHEREVER YOU ARE FUCK YOU PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME

Someone: Selmaxanim is-
Me: (carelessly interrupts a conversation) A F U C K I N G B I T C H

by Dima mihno October 25, 2019

selmy

Selmys are the best people in the world. You can ask her at 2 in the morning if she wants to hike a rock and she'll say yes. She NEVER says no to plans with her best friends, NEVER! If your selmy left, i feel sorry for u, I know you must be missing her so much. But, once you have a selmy, theres no going back, even if she moves, you'll always be sistersss! Shes one that you can count on for anything and everything, even tho shes a little dumb, she is also really smart for some things, deep inside. Just kiddinggg hahaha we love u !

Love u selmy

Come back selmy

by Marcelita otxilac September 21, 2020

Sexom

Vermbo, Está palabra es literalmente es sexo pronunciado por alguien ultra mega pendeja.

Pana 1: HACEBM FRIOMB SEXOM
Pana 2: Putamadre Kar

by RiceLeaf... November 12, 2020

selmasexual

this is the attraction to people who bare the name selma

i became selmasexual after one covo

by george xo November 27, 2020

seomvsk

The song "MVSK" sung by Kep1er. The Kep1er member, Seo Youngeun dominated the whole song, causing it to be hers, now naming the song "seomvsk". (Stan Seo Youngeun and Kep1er) Note: (This is similar to "ahnsequence")

Person 1: Oh I love the song MVSK!
Person 2: MVSK? Ohh you mean seomvsk

by Jigumi March 4, 2022

Salomay

A girl with a small heart that contains the whole world. Loved by all who get to know her heart. She enjoys nature. And talking, she enjoys to talk. She is tender. One who loves God and is loved by God. She smiles, and makes others smile. She is lovely.

She is such a Salomay. He would be lucky to have her.

by head knocker August 11, 2018