selfrebound

When a male has just been in a relationship that just ended, he is so broken hearted that he sticks his own penis in his anus.

Guy: I was so depressed after she left me, that I just went and did a selfrebound before I cried myself to sleep.

by Kira7S May 29, 2016

selfeces

The act of taking pictures of yourself taking a shit.

Ex: I'm about to shit my pants and I really need a new cover photo. I should go take some selfeces.

Ex: Kim Kardashian just leaked some new pics. If you need me I'll be beating my dick to her new Selfeces.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Seffers

If "Insestual Creampie" had a face. It'd be him.

Ew. He's such a Seffers.

by Thebadassbitch August 7, 2016

Sellery

Nickname for Matt Sell

Hey Sellery are you there?

by jim808 August 9, 2018

Selfservation

A conversation one is having with oneself out loud.

I got caught mid selfservation debating if Carol Baskin did or did not kill her husband.

by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Serfer

A person who rides a wave towards the shore while standing or lying on a serfboard.

"AKAW!!! That was gnarly mate!" said the serfer.

by Yawthat's c the cmisthy c September 9, 2020

Seferovic

A Swiss god.

We pray to Seferovic.

by Colder Than Us April 3, 2021