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sturdy helper

A petite woman who willingly assists with condom placement, then welcomes the full weight of her lover to be placed atop her, despite her stature.
Man: "Thanks for helpin' me with the rubber." Woman: "No problem, I'm a helper, you know." Man (on top of Woman): "Am I squishing you?" Woman: "No, I'm right sturdy."
...a sturdy helper.
by Deck Talker March 3, 2007
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sturdy turdy

a poop that is resistent to its demise in the black hole abyss of the commode. it usually takes several attempts to get the alignment right to break its spirit and send it to its fate.
john: dude what took you so long? now we're ten minutes late.

steve: two words - sturdy turdy.

john: say no more, my last one took 5 flushes.
by tugglicious May 10, 2009
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Caf scurvy

The condition of getting sick from eating the same food in the cafeteria all the time due to limited variety. This may occur frequently at universities that offer unlimited meal plans coupled with extremely limited food choices.
I've been eating nothing but pizza for a week because it's the only thing that tastes like real food here, but I think it's given me caf scurvy.
by Spynoirdancepunk September 18, 2009
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Getting sturdy the ocky way

The definition of getting sturdy the ocky way is jerking off to furry porn.
Since the definition is jerking off to furry porn it will most commonly be used as “I like getting sturdy the ocky way” meaning that you like to jerk off to furry porn.
by John Hammond the second October 13, 2022
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Sturdy girl

A female who was a big bottom half, who can't be toppled over, because her heavy bottom half anchors her to the ground.
Shane: Hey Brad, that bitch has a cute face and all, but she's got a case of the bigger-bottom-half syndrome.

Brad: Yeah, try to push her over. It's impossible. She's a sturdy girl.
by Jamal From The Waist Down April 12, 2007
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scurvy cur

A diseased skank, ho, or slut
"Stay away from Becky, she is one scurvy cur."
by lil lethal July 29, 2007
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scurrying

The use of a small furry rodent to stimulate the anus.
Would you like to try scurrying the gerbil before he dies.
by Martin Judas Carter January 20, 2003
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