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Shit Scab

The formation of platelets due to oversized excrement.
I was on the shitter so long last night that it made a shit scab.
by JaymsieM_73 January 19, 2009
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Patio scab

The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.
Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer
by froggy49 April 18, 2009
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scabby slut

a very disgusting slut so infected she probabaly has caught something.
"dangg yeah that jenna is a scabby slut"
by murphy got couched. June 28, 2008
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sarabia

a sarabia is a person who lives to love and to be loved.
this word is usually to describe people who are loveable, good looking and with a lot of appeal
have you seen the new girl?
yeah man, she's so hot
shes totally a sarabia!
by lizziee007 May 6, 2009
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Sarabbit

the combination of the name 'Sarah' (or Sara) and the word 'rabbit.' Used as a nickname.
Where's Sarabbit?

Doing what Sarabbits do best.
by Jonaleth September 16, 2009
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Scrabble Smugness

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).
Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.
by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009
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scabenger

Predominantly female, this is someone who is constantly keeping an eye out for the next thing to pick at on their body, i.e, a scab, infected hair, or perfectly normal skin pore. This person shares symptoms related to both (ADD) Attention Deficit Disorder and (OCD) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Rebecca is such a scabenger. Everytime I see her she is squeezing a boil on her leg.
by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006
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